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Last weeks performance by the PONYS opened a lot of eyes around the EFS community.  The facts are that no team in EFS history has ever held Bradenko's Ninnas' star WR Terrel Owens catchless and fantasy stud Drew Brees had been averaging 43 points a game this season.  Then they ran into Tonys PONYS defense.  TO went catchless and Brees scored a minuscule 4 points.  Surprised?  Don't be.  Tonys PONYS have let up on average 119 points per week which is 11 points under the league average 130.  Last season was no different, while the league was letting up 262 points a week the PONYS were raising the bar allowing only 242.  Now some people don't believe in "fantasy defenses" they say that since one team doesn't literally play the other they can't possibly affect their performance.  "They call him Senior Lucky Pants for a reason." said jealous EFS manager Morgan Bartholomew.  Though this would explain why all of his playoff appearances have ended prematurely, perhaps he gets lucky throughout the season and plays low-scorer every week and that luck runs out at the most inopportune times.  The PONYS defensive coordinator Dick LeBeau would disagree saying "We don't fantasize about playing defense day in and day out to have no effect on the game!  I mean come ooooon!  There's a certain intimidation factor that we bring to the table, and teams just can't seem to play their best against us!"  Whether it's luck or skill The PONYS are starting to turn some heads but the bottom line remains, they have no hardware to back it up.

The road to the 2008 championship was a rocky and unpredictable one with EFS powerhouses Tonys PONYS and the Blackbirds both taking early exits, but the final match-up could have been seen a mile away.  Both Josh Fritz (Da Derrty Dawgs) and Tyler Miller (headbusters) were seeking to become the first manager in the illustrious history that is EFS to take home the coveted fantasy football gold for a second time!  Was it going to be DaDerrty Swami who just earlier in the season captured the hearts and souls of fans and managers alike when he took it upon himself to take over a dying column and save this very website while never taking his eyes off the prize?  Or was it going to be a headbusta who took it upon him self to turn in his responsibility hat and trade it for his party hat up at Bloomsburg while trying to do the unthinkable by winning back to back championships?  The polls were in and it was the players that answered.  The people's champ, Josh Fritz, and his dawgs took it all.  Months after the victory manager Fritz had this to say; "Fantasy Football championship?...hmmm oh yeah that old thing.  It's hard to keep those things (trophies) straight.  You know since then I've won Hockey too!  Anyway, I was real blessed to be put in such a position to not only compete at such a high level but to win it twice is special.  I couldn't have done it with out my guys going out and giving 100% every week, I really hope to bring some of them back next year.  We're always looking ahead!  For now we're gonna enjoy the rest of the off season and prepare for another great year.  Oh yeah, one more thing, Woolley blows!"
On behalf of all of us at EFS, congratulations and good luck!

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