2008 Football
Rump-ThumpinChinamen
1. (10) Ryan Grant
2. (11) Terrell Owens
3. (30) Tony Romo
4. (31) Willie Parker
5. (50) Lee Evans
6. (51) Laveranues Coles
7. (70) Benjamin Watson
8. (71) Matt Leinart
9. (90) Rudi Johnson
10. (91) Seattle
11. (110) Heath Miller
12. (111) Osi Umenyiora
13. (130) Reggie Williams
14. (131) Bob Sanders
15. (150) Shayne Graham
16. (151) Troy Polamalu
17. (170) Tennessee
18. (171) Jason Taylor
19. (190) Ted Ginn Jr.
20. (191) Ahmad Bradshaw
21. (210) Ryan Longwell
22. (211) Ronald Curry
Da Winna Ninnas
1. (8) Larry Johnson
2. (13) Braylon Edwards
3. (28) Maurice Jones-Drew
4. (33) Jamal Lewis
5. (48) Roy Williams
6. (53) Santonio Holmes
7. (68) Ben Roethlisberger
8. (73) Santana Moss
9. (88) Jason Campbell
10. (93) Selvin Young
11. (108) Owen Daniels
12. (113) Dallas
13. (128) Shawne Merriman
14. (133) Adrian Wilson
15. (148) Lofa Tatupu
16. (153) Deuce McAllister
17. (168) Donald Lee
18. (173) Champ Bailey
19. (188) Jabar Gaffney
20. (193) Arizona
21. (208) Jeff Reed
22. (213) Josh Scobee
Nelms's Niners
1. (5) Steven Jackson
2. (16) Marques Colston
3. (25) Marion Barber
4. (36) Derek Anderson
5. (45) Laurence Maroney
6. (56) Greg Jennings
7. (65) Dallas Clark
8. (76) Joey Galloway
9. (85) Edgerrin James
10. (96) Green Bay
11. (105) Kevin Smith
12. (116) Jon Kitna
13. (125) DeMeco Ryans
14. (136) Greg Olsen
15. (145) London Fletcher
16. (156) Mason Crosby
17. (165) Tampa Bay
18. (176) Vincent Jackson
19. (185) Bernard Berrian
20. (196) A.J. Hawk
21. (205) Jason Elam
22. (216) Aaron Kampman
Da Derrty Dawgs
1. (4) Peyton Manning
2. (17) Chad Johnson
3. (24) Clinton Portis
4. (37) Ronnie Brown
5. (44) Plaxico Burress
6. (57) Chris Chambers
7. (64) Jeremy Shockey
8. (77) Donald Driver
9. (84) Philip Rivers
10. (97) Matt Forte
11. (104) Chris Johnson
12. (117) Warrick Dunn
13. (124) Phil Dawson
14. (137) Justin Gage
15. (144) Zach Miller
16. (157) Houston
17. (164) Robbie Gould
18. (177) Denver
19. (184) Ellis Hobbs
20. (197) Justin Miller
21. (204) Ed Reed
22. (217) LaRon Landry
The Mossinites
1. (2) Adrian Peterson
2. (19) Anquan Boldin
3. (22) Willis McGahee
4. (39) Eli Manning
5. (42) Kellen Winslow
6. (59) Jerricho Cotchery
7. (62) Nate Burleson
8. (79) David Garrard
9. (82) San Diego
10. (99) Stephen Gostkowski
11. (102) DeMarcus Ware
12. (119) Fred Taylor
13. (122) Brian Urlacher
14. (139) Adam Vinatieri
15. (142) Marcus Trufant
16. (159) Pittsburgh
17. (162) Leonard Pope
18. (179) Dwight Freeney
19. (182) Early Doucet
20. (199) Matt Schaub
21. (202) Sinorice Moss
22. (219) Nick Barnett
Las Vegas Slashers
1. (9) Reggie Wayne
2. (12) Larry Fitzgerald
3. (29) Tony Gonzalez
4. (32) Carson Palmer
5. (49) Darren McFadden
6. (52) Earnest Graham
7. (69) Brandon Jacobs
8. (72) Patrick Crayton
9. (89) Brett Favre
10. (92) Chicago
11. (109) Tony Scheffler
12. (112) Asante Samuel
13. (129) Jared Allen
14. (132) Patrick Kerney
15. (149) Indianapolis
16. (152) Nate Kaeding
17. (169) Muhsin Muhammad
18. (172) Antonio Cromartie
19. (189) Matt Stover
20. (192) Vince Young
21. (209) Mario Williams
22. (212) Michael Jenkins
Tonys PONYS
1. (7) Joseph Addai
2. (14) Marshawn Lynch
3. (27) Randy Moss
4. (34) Steve Smith
5. (47) Matt Hasselbeck
6. (54) Michael Turner
7. (67) Chris Cooley
8. (74) Hines Ward
9. (87) Sidney Rice
10. (94) Richard Marshall
11. (107) Isaac Bruce
12. (114) LenDale White
13. (127) New York
14. (134) Jay Cutler
15. (147) Nick Folk
16. (154) James Hardy
17. (167) Javon Walker
18. (174) Roman Harper
19. (187) Jon Beason
20. (194) Jerious Norwood
21. (207) Pierre Thomas
22. (214) Arnaz Battle
headbustas
1. (6) Frank Gore
2. (15) Andre Johnson
3. (26) T.J. Houshmandzadeh
4. (35) Reggie Bush
5. (46) Neil Rackers
6. (55) Calvin Johnson
7. (66) Marvin Harrison
8. (75) Donovan McNabb
9. (86) Todd Heap
10. (95) Aaron Rodgers
11. (106) Alge Crumpler
12. (115) DeAngelo Williams
13. (126) Chester Taylor
14. (135) Philadelphia
15. (146) Baltimore
16. (155) Derrick Mason
17. (166) Will Witherspoon
18. (175) Jonathan Vilma
19. (186) Gary Brackett
20. (195) Josh Brown
21. (206) Bobby Engram
22. (215) Barrett Ruud
Woolley's Bullies
1. (3) Brian Westbrook
2. (18) Drew Brees
3. (23) Wes Welker
4. (38) Brandon Marshall
5. (43) Antonio Gates
6. (58) Kenny Watson
7. (63) Anthony Gonzalez
8. (78) Marc Bulger
9. (83) Donte' Stallworth
10. (98) Ricky Williams
11. (103) Kevin Boss
12. (118) New England
13. (123) Vernon Gholston
14. (138) Shaun Suisham
15. (143) Ben Utecht
16. (158) David Akers
17. (163) Steve Smith
18. (178) Kevin Kolb
19. (183) JaMarcus Russell
20. (198) Brandon Jackson
21. (203) Adam Jones
22. (218) Dan Kreider
Blackbirds
1. (1) LaDainian Tomlinson
2. (20) Torry Holt
3. (21) Tom Brady
4. (40) Jason Witten
5. (41) Dwayne Bowe
6. (60) Roddy White
7. (61) Thomas Jones
8. (80) Minnesota
9. (81) Julius Jones
10. (100) Kevin Curtis
11. (101) Jonathan Stewart
12. (120) Patrick Willis
13. (121) Vernon Davis
14. (140) Terrence McGee
15. (141) Felix Jones
16. (160) Jacksonville
17. (161) Devin Hester
18. (180) Rob Bironas
19. (181) Jake Delhomme
20. (200) D.J. Williams
21. (201) Darrell Jackson
22. (220) Ahman Green